snarky citrus

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

devils-huntress:

nehirose:

obscureliteraryreference:

skoomapipe:

myloveformcrwillneverdie:

pyromantix:

linglingslungs:

fsufeminist:

RuPaul’s Drag Race. ACCURATE.

Bait Car?

30 Rock.
SMH.
Yeah, you’re right.

Once Upon A Time!! does this mean I’m Emma Swan cause I’m cool with this

My Cat From Hell
um should I be okay with this or ??????

I suddenly regret my decision to rewatch BSG.

uh.  since hell’s kitchen and kitchen nightmares are both reality shows i’m going to go with law&order, so
okay?

I’m currently watching Steven Universe. FUCK YEAH I’M A GEM.

But my life doesn’t have enough explosions to be Mythbusters…

Supernatural? Goddammit I’m a woman, I am SO dead.

Futurama

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

devils-huntress:

nehirose:

obscureliteraryreference:

skoomapipe:

myloveformcrwillneverdie:

pyromantix:

linglingslungs:

fsufeminist:

RuPaul’s Drag Race. ACCURATE.

Bait Car?

30 Rock.

SMH.

Yeah, you’re right.

Once Upon A Time!! does this mean I’m Emma Swan cause I’m cool with this

My Cat From Hell

um should I be okay with this or ??????

I suddenly regret my decision to rewatch BSG.

uh.  since hell’s kitchen and kitchen nightmares are both reality shows i’m going to go with law&order, so

okay?

I’m currently watching Steven Universe. FUCK YEAH I’M A GEM.

But my life doesn’t have enough explosions to be Mythbusters…

Supernatural? Goddammit I’m a woman, I am SO dead.

Futurama

(Source: haaaaaaaaaaytham)

nellachronism:

lindsayetumbls:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

At this point I don’t think I’d settle for anything *but* a GoT themed wedding.

Just make sure to serve some fucking chicken.

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

(via nudityandnerdery)

brend-no:

hello human i am here

brend-no:

hello human i am here

(via dorkknightrises)

mostlycatsmostly:

Hippity, Hoppity, Humbug… (by Flat Coat Whimsy)

(via thefrogman)

tehruffles:

Need some bunnehs? :3

(via rampaigehalseyface)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via cuntwarrior)

pixalry:

Kanto Illustrations #027 - 049 - Created by Piper Thibodeau

Piper has continued her amazing illustration series catologing the entire Pokedex, starting at the very beginning. You can follow her on Tumblr for all of her excellent artwork; in fact, we highly recommend that you do so right now.

Check out #001 - 026 here

(via rampaigehalseyface)

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

(via dorkknightrises)

ludicrouscupcake:

babblingbug:

(Bunnies and Sunshine)

Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

They’re a big responsibility!

This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT

(via grendelprime)