snarky citrus

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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priceless.

(via ishipyouandme)

brianmichaelbendis:

Peter’s Advice
SPIDER-MEN #5 (Nov. 2012)
Art by Sara Pichelli & Justin Ponsor
Words by Brian Michael Bendis

(Source: thecomicsvault)

Spell check is your friend

Spell check is your friend

(Source: everyteenager4free, via lacigreen)

thewickedhavewon:


marvel Just some pals hangin’ out at a convention, nbd. Anthony Mackie (Falcon), Stan Lee, and @imsebastianstan(Bucky Barnes) from #CaptainAmerica #WinterSoldier!


STOP IT.

thewickedhavewon:

marvel Just some pals hangin’ out at a convention, nbd. Anthony Mackie (Falcon), Stan Lee, and @imsebastianstan(Bucky Barnes) from #CaptainAmerica #WinterSoldier!

STOP IT.

(Source: fysebastianstan, via ishipyouandme)

cutepuppyoftheday:

Today’s Cute Puppy

cutepuppyoftheday:

Today’s Cute Puppy